(If SHE can jump rope…and smile while jumping…and still BREATHE afterwards…
then MONDAY doesn’t seem so challenging…)
But she LOOKS so HONEST (not at all…)
Calls Grow for Arrest of Gloria Allred Over Forged Document – Including Accuser’s Stepson!
It’s about time this filthy, attention-starved, publicity WHORE got what was coming to her!
I swear this witch would push a child in front of a train if she thought she could parlay it into FAKE NEWS about HERSELF.
Between Gloria Allred and her evil spawn, Lisa Bloom, the world would be a MUCH better place if they could just simultaneously choke on matching ham sandwiches.
Perhaps ONE of them could suffer a “puff of madness” and murder the other one, accidentally of course.
The only problem with that scenario is, that one of them would still be alive and have to go on trial for the crime.
Just the HONK HONK HONKING of their courtroom testimony, which would be streamed world-wide, could possibly cause an earthquake or the mass-breakage of EAR DRUMS.
Anyone who listens, could suffer permanent shriveling of the brain.
The Bloom-FEAR-FACTOR is a “fight or flight” reaction to the NASAL tones of these two Harridans and the FOG HORN-LIKE strains which spew from their faces every time a camera is within 10 feet of them!
These frequencies have been known to trigger the human brain into thinking there’s an actual CARGO SHIP on the horizon, which, in turn, causes people to run haphazardly into traffic!
It’s the HONKING sound of the BLOOM BRAY, that has been known to drive a normal mind into the dark relief of MADNESS.
When you’re FAKE NEWS like CNN IS “…Sometiimes that happens…” Meaning: Sometimes people run behind our reporters screaming “FAKE NEWS.”
Man Shouts “Fake News” Live On CNN During Judge Moore Hit Piece (VIDEO)
Remember that kid in Junior High School who acted superior to everyone else, always talking down to other kids and rolling his eyes?
The same kid who constantly had something hanging out of his nose or a weird stain on his pants?
The kid everyone laughed at because he was a loner who was also full of bullshyte?
The kid who pulled the legs off insects and couldn’t understand why the other kids weren’t impressed?
The kid who got ANGRY and outraged if you didn’t laugh at his weird, not at all funny, jokes.
The kid who had a Pet Cemetery behind his dad’s garage, but his dad never even noticed it.
The kid who was always right, or everyone was going to die?
They BELIEVE, with all of their hearts, that people NEED to be impressed by them, if not, those people should immediately be put to death.
They BELIEVE that they have “magical powers” and can wave their fairy-wands and “smooth it over” when someone calls them out…
even though unidentifiable GOO is STILL dripping out of their noses, and the dark stains are STILL on their pants.
How long before someone busts through the front entrance of the building, storms the newsroom and blows the whole thing off the face of the earth?
I mean that in a funny way.
In an Alec Baldwin / Kathy Griffin- kind of funny way.
Dear God these people can’t go down fast enough for me!
NFL HELL: Empty Seats Galore At Multiple Stadiums As Kneeling Backlash Continues In Week 11
So what do you suppose happened to these Einsteins to make them all so incredibly dumb?
Do they purposely chose them this dumb, or did their heads get smashed up during the game?
I’m not a football fan, so I love watching these neanderthals throw away a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, that they will NEVER…EVER…get a chance at again…
because they are throwing away their fans by the millions!
Dumbazzes, that’s who.
BREAKING: Charles Manson Dead at 83
How do we even know this is true?
How do we know this isn’t another FAKE NEWS report?
How do we know that the CIA didn’t fake Charles Manson’s death and HIRE HIM to work with them on the destruction of the planet?
How do we know that the CIA didn’t give THE REAL Charles Manson a 50 million dollar contract?
The CIA sure has made a MESS out of their “New World Order!”
Total CIA FAIL.
Maybe they NEED Charles Manson to get this dog and pony show back on track?
Face it. They can’t even create a decent set of EYES for their CLONES over there at the CIA.
Where did all of the stolen TAX dollars go?
NEXT: NEWS VIDEOS
NEXT: ENTERTAINMENT AND WHIMSEY
VICTIM (1961): A prominent lawyer goes after a blackmailer who threatens gay men with exposure (homosexual acts still being illegal). But he’s gay himself…
SANCTUARY (1961): William Faulkner’s Deep South drama of tragedy and expose of a “proper” community riddled with moral decay to the household of a governor of Mississippi during the 1920’s. The governor’s cherished and properly married daughter makes an astonishing confession to the governor just before the execution of a household servant for the murder of the daughter’s baby.
HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT MONDAY!