MORNING NEWS: 👉 MONDAY 👉August 7, 2017 🇺🇸

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BREAKING : MORE Bad News for Kaepernick!

 

Awww Gee Whiz…this is really sad news. I feel so sorry for this brainless boob…because he is a living breathing POS, and as far as I know, there’s been no scientific breakthroughs in that area.

So sad. Once employable, this football-playing turd, has now, stupidly, rendered himself a pariah.

Of course when you have shyte for brains, you shouldn’t be trying to “act political.” This is a  rule, which applies across the board, but holds special meaning in the world of “sports.”

Sports (pause for effect) has never been an  area known for producing great thinkers. I would apologize for that statement but NO…these idiots have cranberry sauce surgically injected into their ears…or they don’t get to play.

These team owners know exactly what they are doing, when it comes to intellect. They reach as far down into the intellectual barrel as they can…in order to sift the bottom for the dumbest of the dumb.

It’s the same theory, oddly enough, that is utilized in the CIA …the more brain damaged they are…the more THEY control them.

This one was another fail, so what do they do? Toss him aside and let him fend for himself!

I see a triple homicide in his future, and then an insanity defense. Probably a NetFlix series after that…doomed to fail.

Who’s going to dry my tears at night as I toss and turn over Colin (perfect name for this azzhat) Kaepernick’s future?

Bah ha ha ha ha! Best news I’ve heard in a long time.

 

NEXT! 

 

SICKENING! Look Which TRAITOR Republican Governor is HONORING OBAMA!

 

Ahhhhh Chicago! The Azzhole of America! I predict the mass production of Pinata’s in the shape of O-Barry will bring a booming economy back to Chicago, in spite of the fact that it America’s toilet.

How proud they must be in Chicago!

Whoop whoop! The crap basket of the Universe! YAY! O-Barry’s crowning achievement…in his complicated mission (snort) to DESTROY AMERICA.

Look how quickly Chicago fell in line and goose-stepped their way to the bottom of the American sewage system…and what else, considering the Mayor-Thingy that is supposed to be charge…but is too busy running from Sanctuary City to Sanctuary City, looking for young boys for sale!

Forget about Flint Michigan, who’s testing the water in Chicago? These people are so brain diseased, that they are HAPPY wth the way their crap-hole has developed!

Someone needs to take that Mayor for a long ride to the mountains, and  he needs to become another episode of Unsolved Mysteries.

Where’s Robert Stack when you need him?

 

NEXT!

Looks like they are running out of WHORES to hire. They keep going back to the same one…

Caroline Heldman Accused 2 OTHERS at Fox of Harassment before Bolling

This skank really gets around doesn’t she? When she’s not being sexually harassed by Bill O’Reilly,  Eric Bolling is sexually harassing her. Why?

She looks like another tranny. Just imagine that face with a crew-cut and then ask yourself:

Q) “If these powerful, conservative, media figures were going to ‘sexually harass’ someone…would it really be this big-faced tranny-looking thing?”

A) No.

OR…might it be someone better looking? More gender specific? Why is this thing hiding her EARS? Move that hair bytch…lets see those ears!

I see a brow-ridge on this thing.

NO. I don’t believe these men…or ANY two…count them two…men would come after this creature unless they wanted to go horseback riding for the day and couldn’t find a horse to rent…even then…she looks ready for the glue factory.

If I could ask her/him/it…one question, it would be:

“Why the HELL would 2 successful men sexually harass YOU? What have you got, that you couldn’t get on any street corner, for 5 bucks, younger and better looking? What’s the attraction…because I’m not seeing it?”

Also…just a note…what’s on it’s head? Looks like she ripped it off one of those creepy dolls from the Home Shopping Network, because her REAL wigs were off to the dry cleaners.

Major FAIL.

 

NEXT! 

 

DROOPY EYE ALERT!!! 

Unreal. #NeverTrump Senator Brags on FOX News Sunday About Pushing Back against Trump (VIDEO)

 

Holy Mackerel! They really are digging around in their clone/brainwashed/synthetic/whatever…vault, located deep, deep, deep in the center of the California Redwoods, trying to fish out the most self destructive, models they have, in order to toss them in front of a camera, for live-action suicide missions!

I will say it’s a vast improvement on anything that the poop-eating baby-rapers from Hellywood have produced…

ever.

This is reality TV at it’s best. This poor thing has no idea that he’s scheduled for re-distributuon after this latest stunt. They’ll just collect his body parts and take them down to the CIA recycling center (close to the mezzanine level of HELL) and keep them on ice for repairs to Rosie and Kathy Griffin.

Just LOOK at that MK Ultra, droopy EYE this creature is sporting! Wow! they must have given it double doses of electric voltage to get it to droop that much! Of course they ALL have the “droopy eye syndrome” but this one has been over-processed.

Watch what happens…this will Fail spectacularly…the droopy eye insures it.

 

NEXT!

 

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! MYSTERY SOLVED!

“THINK TANK” = That’s another word for “brainwashing the HELL” out of someone…

McMaster Worked at Think Tank Backed by Soros-Funded Group Central to Helping Push Obama’s Lies About Iran Nuke Deal

 

This explains the giant bulges in his skull, that you can clearly see under the skin. Whatever they did to his brain, has stopped the growth of hair, and I guess a HAT is out of the question for Bruno the Palooka!

Too bad, otherwise he might look almost human.

I am convinced that these…whatever they are…thingys…that have been inserted into our government are “set” to certain functions…and President Trump is just letting them DO what they DO…with the full knowledge that at some point, smoke will start pouring out of their eyes and ears, and they will simply fall to the floor twitching and writhing…

 

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Malia Obama Writhes Around On Ground During Lollapooza (But Don’t You Dare Speculate Drugs or Alcohol Involved, You Racist!)

 

I wonder where they bought it? They should get their money back, but I’m pretty sure that they didn’t pay that much to begin with.

This is clearly a BOY that they are jacking up with hormones and other treatments to be another MOOCHIE aka Michael!

It’s got the face of a man already.

Something tells me Moochie and O-Barry aren’t investing much $$$ in this thing because they need that money for vacations and stuff.

Clone? Human? Alien? Demon?

You decide.

I’m worn out trying to figure out what these things are. I already know they aren’t human!

First thing we need to do, after the Tribunals, is make them all step out on stage and pull down their pants!

No more lies!

 

NEXT!

No Bullshit…

 

 

Hope everyone has a stress-free morning!

 

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