MORNING NEWS: 👉 FRIDAY 👉August 11, 2017 🇺🇸

HAPPY FRIDAY!!! 👉👓🚴‍♀️👓👈

Oh Look! The CIA has released their new pig hybrid project,  and the “doomed to fail”  Google has taken them in!

Meet The Radical Communists Working At Google

Someone needs to get out the black goo and the 3-d printer and redo the hair on these models.

That being said, they did a pretty good job on the “snout” issue, with the exception of the Pig-thing on the far right. The big fat one with too much “fur” on it.

It appears the CIA ignored the sizing chart on a couple of these, or they simply fed a few of them some Miracle Grow, mixed into their slop bucket, just to see what would happen.

The pig-brain “issue” is causing me some concern though, and in the end…Google will probably be dismantled and broken up anyway.

Like “building the wall” it has to happen.

As human-Americans  create a new internet, we will have to BAN Pig-mutants from it, and insist on actual humans again.

You remember those. men and women who were actually created by God and born through pregnancies equipped with  actual working brains?

I know…it seems a thing of the past, doesn’t it? Soooooo 1990.

Someone needs to tell the pig-people that it was INDEPENDENTS, first time voters, and disillusioned Democrats , who voted President Trump into office.

They are literally angry at the wrong humans…but then…these things are probably just prototypes, and the CIA will have to work out the glitches if they want THIS experiment to be a success.

I blame the human factor…not the pigs.

We voted for Trump, in an effort to get the CIA to stop experimenting with pig DNA in the first place, so I can see why they are upset, but the simple fact is… we don’t WANT pig mutants in this country, and there’s nothing in the constitution protecting clones and pig-experiments.

Sorry.

In short…these things could be taken out to pasture at any time, and I would bet Oscar Meyer has already figured out how to work the “meat” into a new kind of bacon that they will find some creative way to market to unsuspecting individuals, and charge twice the price for it.

There’s also the pig-smell to consider. Most people don’t want to talk about that…it’s the “elephant in the room” if you know what I mean.

The farm-smell has no place in an enclosed environment and I hope Google has plenty of windows and fans to air the place out. Time will tell.

Will Google construct  “Trans-Pig” bathrooms for these new and exciting creatures…or will they keep them isolated in separate work areas,with cement floors and large piles of straw? That way, they can simply hose the place out after these things are through doing….

well…whatever it is they do.

Otherwise…I smell pig-shyte AND a lawsuit.

I really hate t stop writing pig-jokes about these things…and I could literally go ALL DAY…but there are other CIA-DEEP-STATE shenanigans to write about.

 

NEXT…

 

BREAKING : Democrats Are in a Financial CRISIS!

 

This guy Perez has outrageously messed up teeth. Looks like he uses them to rip apart live animals (after midnight.)

Those things are literally growing OUT of his mouth!

He also looks like his home has nothing but old newspapers, crack pipes and PORN stacked up against every wall…to the point that it’s a fire hazard, and he can’t get into his bathroom anymore.

I wouldn’t be surprised if this guy spent all day playing with himself, snorting coke, and ordering porn on his computer.

Those teeth looks like KNIVES growing out of his head!

Why does he need such big teeth? Eating children? Why doesn’t he get them filed down…or better yet replaced?

Oh wait…that would make him look more like a human being and less like a crazed drug addict.

With this weasel in charge, the money could have gone anywhere!

I’m thinking underage prostitutes every night, mind altering drugs, porn, gambling, and Glade.

It’s OBVIOUS that it’s against his “religion”(burp) to BATHE.

GAH! I feel slimy just looking at this creep. Wonder how much he paid to get his criminal history erased?

Is anyone surprised that the Democrats are out of money?

Why can’t they just get the FED to print more out for them?

These people need to be super-glued to their toilets and their 911 calls ignored.

I can’t stand looking at this guy. Looks like the Democrats found him, wandering the halls in some high security prison…and thought:

“Wow! He’d be a great addition to our team!”

Not feeling sorry for them.

 

NEXT…

 

 

YouTube CRACKS DOWN on Diamond and Silk => Demonetizes 95% of Their Videos ‘For Supporting Trump’

Well this marks the end of an era. YouTube. Dying before our eyes. Bring on the NEW internet please…and YouTube can’t be “in on it.”

I would hate YouTube… but my main channel under the name “Depolorable McAllister,  is NOT monetized for this very reason. You’ll notice either of my blogs are monetized either.

CLICK HERE

I simply don’t want Satanic, baby-raping, animal-humping, poop eating …”Illuminati…”

(long pause…)

telling me what I can and can’t do.

No thanks poop eaters! I’ll trust my OWN judgement…but Thank you anyway! (Not)

Really? Diamond and Silk???

You are going to demonetize Diamond and Silk???

Hold on while I say a little prayer:

Dear God,

Please send disgruntled Syrian refugees to the Google and YouTube complex, to blow up the facilities and take Eric Schmit and the Pig-people hostage. Surely they could be sold at auction, or simply beheaded, as a warning to all Satanic Fascists who renege on their promises?

Please let the Syrian chips malfunction and cause the CIA-created ISIS, to go haywire…berserk…NUTSO… and target the Demon-worshipping  politicians that programmed them into existence. Please cause the refugees to come unglued…because they were promised cell phones and a job at Starbucks…only to be stuck with angry Americans and President Trump.

At the very least…please God..let them go out of business and be arrested for raping babies and trying to overthrow the government.

I really think they’ve gone too far now.

We need a new internet. YouTube will NOT be invited.

 

NEXT…

 

Delusional McCain Thinks He’s President, Announces “Foreign Policy” Plans

 

It is so difficult NOT to make fun of this brain damaged PEDO! 

I know…I know…I shouldn’t call him brain damaged…

but since he was just “diagnosed” with having a huge TUMOR on his brain…I feel like that gives me the right. I’m only basing that on Fake News reports that I don’t believe anyway.

Sue them not me.

As far as being a PEDO goes…they are ALL PEDOS, so no lawsuit there, although I’d love to see any ONE of these creeps go into to court and try to prove they are NOT raging, flaming, pedophiles.

They can’t…because they all REEK of it!

Between the Pedo-Panic and the poop-eating “rituals” you can see where McCain would have brain damage, with or without a “tumor.”

I don’t  believe the “brain tumor” story anyway. These demons LIE…

feels more like a set up.

If anyone gets close to finding out what this creep-on-wheels has been up to…he’ll need to make a fast get-a-way!

Then he can get the CIA to kidnap a black homeless man, suck his soul out, and sell McCain his body for about a billion of OUR taxpayer dollars (that he’s stolen over the years.)

Result: Everyone is happy but the homeless guy…who they will justify, wasn’t happy anyway and they did him a favor!

That’s the way the CIA works these days.

They sit around, shooting heroine and smoking Mexican crack, trying to figure out how to turn pig DNA into human-thingys, so that they can provide their DEMON buddies with “human-like houses” up here on earth.

They do it because Lucifer has ASSURED them that they will have a nice house with lots of slaves…once they get to HELL.

Can you believe these cretins.

NO John McCain…you do NOT use your drug-addled, fake brain-tumored head, to pretend to be the President.

Go back to your granny-trunk in the attic and pretend to be a woman like you always do, before your fat-dresses get too big for you.

He’s actually shrinking…but that’s another article for another day.

 

NEXT…MEME OF THE DAY…

 

FROM YOUTUBE…while it still has a few good things on it…

 

 

 

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

 

 

About LindaP

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2 Responses to MORNING NEWS: 👉 FRIDAY 👉August 11, 2017 🇺🇸

  1. LindaP says:

    LOL KAT!!!

    My pleasure!

    I always get so angry when I read the morning news…then doing THIS…puts me back into a good mood!

    ; )

  2. Kat says:

    Thank you for the morning news!

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