Today we start with something serious.
To all you stupid, idiotic, spoiled, shyte-for-brains, thug-loving, “ball players” and (so-called) “celebrities” (there’s nothing to celebrate about any of you…) put down your grapes, excuse your servants…and listen up:
Congratulations you brain-dead, soul-less, Zombies.
You took the admiration and respect of millions, and in a matter of months you spun it into irreversible loathing and HATRED.
With people skills like that, you might as well take some time off and explore that heroine addiction you’ve been coveting for so long, but were unable to achieve because you had to actually get up off your hopelessly dumb, muscle-bound asses and show up for football practice…so you could earn millions of dollars more than the average person who actually has to WORK for a living…by playing GAMES.
Why can’t they just GIVE you the money…right?
After all…what you lack in brains…you make up in charm…right?
How does it feel to be the most hated idiots in America?
Great job MORONS.
Maybe…when your money runs out in 2 or 3 years, because none of you are SMART enough to hold on to it, you can get jobs as circus freaks with a traveling carnival or something?
Not the real circus…because you’re too dumb.
So I literally only know this person by the name, and some vague knowledge of the face (because to me…all of these late-night-talk-people look exactly the same) and if I saw him at the Stop’n Shop…
I’d literally walk right by him.
I’d walk by ALL of them because I haven’t watched late night “talk shows” since they cloned David Lettermen.
It just wasn’t the same after that, and as you can see, the Letterman clone hasn’t held up so well. It’s gone completely berserk…“Uni-Bomber” style.
I’d be checking for missing children in the area where he lives, because sometimes these clones go haywire and you have to shoot them with a silver bullets AND set them on fire…otherwise they re-animate and murder more people…
but I digress.
It’s so easy to digress when you’re talking about this new late-night guy, because I can barely remember his name.
Here’s two faces I recognize…
So much easier to insult people when you technically know who they are.
Who can ever forget these two supernaturally VILE lizards from hell?
Does anyone doubt that there is a bevy of CRIMES AGAINST CHILDREN, lurking in the background of these two insidious creatures?
It’s almost a given.
The “demonic” oozes out of the computer screen when these two fat faces are splattered across it.
Red gases rise off of the keyboard and the stench of sulphur and dead goats fills the room. The lights flicker and you can hear the distant sound of the Hildabeast cackling in the wind outside your window.
This is why Michael Moore needs to be destroyed.
I’m running out of DUMB JOKES for these intellectual amoebas.
ALL SKULL…NO SOFT TISSUE.
I’m not sure if they had to agree to some kind of “illuminati brain surgery” as a part of their contracts…
or if they tested these goons out before hand, just to make sure they got the dumbest of the dumb to start with?
I don’t know how they got all these dumbasses together in one place…
but I do know that 2017 will go down as: “The Year of the Half-Wit,”
and these lame brains will be at the top of the list, right next to Hollywood.
HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!