(I’ll need extra coffee for this…)
Since when is this MK-Ultra-ed…crooked-eye-balled…dried up old LEZZIE…
in charge of “Breaking News????”
I trust “Ellen” to deliver “reliable Breaking News” like I trust Charlie Sheen to operate on my Yorkie!
Since when has anything that has passed through her carpet munching lips been anything but pure fantasy???
How many female goats do you think this dirty, rotten LEZZIE from Hell…had to fondle before the network executives even noticed her?
How many children has this Barney Fife look-alike…from the Land of Tiny Yodas… eaten, in order to have her own show?
How many poop-burgers? How many gallons of BLOOD? How many Dead Body CAKES? How much Blood Sauce…so that this crinkled up dyke, could be in our faces for all of these years…spewing her bullshit on National TV?
The fact of the matter is…that I now know…that I have NO IDEA even what sex OR SPECIES this “thing” is!
Why oh why would I get my “Breaking news” from this lying Bull-Dagger from Hell?
Here’s how much I care what “Ellen” thinks:
Ask yourselves these questions:
What in the SAM HILL has the ELLEN show got to do with NEWS?
These Hollywood idiots seem to have brainwashed themselves into thinking that they can convince Americans to accept cross-eyed lezzie-clowns, along with shit-for-brains football-thugs…(who can barely stay out of prison)
as some sort of Political Experts!
Stay tuned for Ellen’s important political analysis of the situation…
or you could just clean your toilet and be much better off.
Where do these people get their NERVE????
I want some!
Writing about Ellen being chosen to broadcast “Breaking News”…makes me want to kill her…metaphorically speaking of course.
That was a joke…kind of.
But I digress.
This blood-drinking witch can’t VOODOO up enough strength to walk to the toilet, much less “run” on “stairs” while she’s “holding coffee!”
The lies pour from her flesh-eating lips like rain.
Yes…that’s what happened…she was running because she has so many things to do and she’s always trying to stay on top of things.
She was trying to get TOO MUCH done at once. That’s it.
This often happens when someone is alert and active like she is.
Hillary has many more things on her mind than the average person, and trying to juggle so many critical issues at once…
can sometimes cause you to face plant on the sidewalk and have to be dragged across the cement and thrown, unceremoniously, into the back of a van.
Those are the kind of things that happen when you’re as efficient as Hillary is.
See how hard Hillary is trying to work for YOU?
Shame on all of us Trump Supporters! We denied this physically active, mentally alert woman the opportunity to serve, because we are all racist and sexist and we hate ourselves.
She fell down the stairs holding coffee because of America!
This inner-earth reptile from the pits of HELL simply can NOT tell the truth.
This THING is addicted to lying.
It’s the only thrill the old hag has left.
Speaking of old hags…
I have one question:
Why hasn’t this witch ever been charged with TREASON?
Here’s a quick Jane Fonda story, from when I worked at CNN:
So Jane Fonda was going to be on Larry King one night and she was in Atlanta for the interview.
This most likely meant that both Ted and Jane were staying the night in the penthouse, on top of the Omni International, where Ted had a small condo, with glass walls, so he could look out over the city.
At the time, Ted Turner owned the Omni Hotel and had designated it a “No Smoking” building, and assigned specific areas outside where people could smoke.
Absolutely NO SMOKING inside the Omni…anywhere. Even the privately-owned restaurants could not have smoking inside.
Well in comes Jane Fonda (who was SUPPOSED to be some kind of a “Health Guru” at the time) and she’s puffing away…as she’s walking through the actual NEWSROOM!
Producers and Directors are working at their pods, and suddenly this smoke-stack comes puffing through!
This wretchedly entitled bitch is a flagrant scoff-law.
We routed up “Make-Up” (on the monitors in our department) so we could watch them do her make up…
and she was STILL smoking, reaching AROUND the make-up artist to take drags off of her CIG!
Jane smelled like cigarettes when she came swishing through the newsroom to do her interview, and I noticed that the witch had a virtual road map of tiny lines, networking to and fro, across her haggy face.
Here’s how I feel about Hanoi Jane:
NEXT: ENTERTAINMENT AND WHIMSY…
HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!