I’m calling this blog post…
HOW THE CIA WASTES TAXPAYER DOLLARS ON FAILED TECHNOLOGY.
CIA FACSIMILE: Funny-Guy_Model JK-1980-666-FG
Has someone checked this thing’s rectum for wiring issues?
What about his skull?
Any deep crater-like indentations appearing suddenly?
Is he married? Does he have an actual wife?
Maybe she’s feeding him poisonous fish and the toxins have eaten away half his brain?
Maybe someone replaced his Gatoraide with transmission fluid…because he seems extremely hate-able.
How does someone like that get their own TV Show?
I barely know who this PEDO-LOVER is…but judging by his behavior…
he’s terrified the contents of HIS computer hard-drive might become front page news.
Could it BE any more obvious that this MK-Ultra Whatever-it-is…
is stuck in the throes of intense FEAR?
I have no idea WHO this is or where it came from.
I just know that article after article has appeared, showcasing this creature with the non-descript face (which could be stuck on to any one of 16,000,000 heads.)
If I saw this guy in the grocery store I would walk right past him, because there’s literally nothing there to differentiate his FACE from everyone else’s face, except MAYBE the beard!
If he had any talent what so ever…I feel he would be using it…
but then he doesn’t NEED to have any talent for what he’s doing now does he?
I insult people daily for FREE...(and so do many others.)
You don’t have to pay good money to watch this thing spew mediocre insults at YOU…
this study in BEIGE…
this CIA “thing” who is getting paid…to get on TV every night and insult American citizens via our wonderful President.
Our President: Who’s FACE can be discerned from millions of others…because he’s a REAL PERSON…and not some obscure CIA “project!”
I’ve decided that half of these “new celebrities” (the wacky-eyeball-set…that seemed to have appeared out of the blue) have been genetically engineered, using a variety of techniques, discovered by long standing PSYCHOPATHS…
working in the CIA underground labs (located out there in California.)
California is the largest offender because they have Hollywood to work with.
The CIA must be so embarrassed of their facsimiles.
I would be.
CIA FACSIMILE: The FIXER_Re-animation Project “Frankenstein”_Model RM-1920-666-FP
Look at him.
I wonder how they get his face to do that?
I’ve already espoused the theory that Robert Mueller is dead.
I’m not sure exactly when the CIA killed him, but clearly the creature in the above photo is deceased.
I often wonder what they have to do to the body, each time they trot him out of his coffin, to make it move and talk like that.
Every time this guy shakes someone’s hand I wait for his arm to fall off…literally…
and the other person to be left holding the entire arm…a confused look on his face.
That would leave the “Frankenstein”_Model RM-1920-666-FP with no programable response…
except to shrug his SHOULDER and grin sheepishly…looking around for his “handlers” to tell him what to do.
The science hasn’t been perfected yet.
Looks like this prototype is going to be locked up sooner or later by it’s own design.
As you can see…there are major glitches.
Mueller=another CIA embarrassment.
CIA FACSIMILE: The Master Legislator_Model NP-1957-666-ML
Although perhaps not the MOST embarrassing CIA FAIL to come out of the Underground Labs…
this thing is certainly in the top ten:
What are they waiting for?
Are they waiting for her eyeballs to come flying out of their sockets and land in someone’s drink?
Are they waiting for SMOKE to start pouring out of her ears and off the top of her head, and her WIG to burst into flames?
Are they waiting for her to LEAP out from behind the podium and start ripping open people’s necks and bathing in their blood?
WHAT ARE THEY WAITING FOR?
I demand they 86 this model ASAP!
Haven’t you embarrassed yourselves enough?
Double Videos from the adorable and lovable Dick Morris:
- Lunch Alert!
WHIMSY AND ENTERTAINMENT…
EXPECT VIDEOS LIKE THE VIDEO BELOW TO START POPPING UP IN THE FUTURE…. FOR THE NFL
(They are just too dumb to know it yet…)
EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!