HAPPY (day before) Thanksgiving!

Here’s what I’m wearing (joke…)

Not so fast there Mister Man! Those PIES are for tomorrow! (Yuk Yuk. A little pre-holiday humor…)

MEANWHILE…

The people at the FAILED GQ are melting down.

They seem joyless.

Depressed. Downcast. Crestfallen. Heartbroken. Anguished. Woe-be-gone. DESTROYED. Hopeless.

I can’t stop snickering.

So much winning…

GQ Has Knives Out for Trump – Tells Readers to Ruin Thanksgiving Dinner

I guess “Screaming at the Sky” didn’t do what it was SUPPOSED to do (whatever that was…)

so in a effort to recoup their losses, they are urging unhinged leftist idiots to wreck holiday gatherings around the country, in the hopes that somehow…

(let this sink in)

somehow this is going to get people to CHANGE THEIR MINDS about voting for President Trump after all of the WINNING and the SWAMP DRAINING that has taken place since November of last year!

Let’s look at this objectively;

Remember when Cher and Rosie came out and threatened to leave the country if people voted for Trump? As if that was going to be the thing that “turned the election around?”

Remember when the puffy, has-been, weren’t that great to begin with, losers…

Robert DeZero and Alec (you’re a pig) Baldwin, began insulting voters who supported President Trump, as if people were going to stop what they were doing…

run down to the LIBRARY…

bang on the doors and DEMAND a RE-VOTE!

You could tell them that you MUST change it because “Robert DeZero didn’t like the way I voted!”

These people are living in another dimension.

They’re sick. They all need an in-depth, scientific brain probing. When I say “brain-probing,” I mean give them one of EVERY TEST known to man. Cat scan, open brain probing, shove one of those tiny cameras behind their eyeballs and go poking around for anything unusual, like wiring or animal hair….

all of it!

Leave no stone unturned.

And while they are getting their brains probed, the staff needs to examine them for scales, count their fingers and toes, and see if they are growing any hooves or snouts or anything like that.

Also…once they start melting down like this, they should be taken to detainment centers and kept in containment cages until all the stats come in.

We’re witnessing something that no human eyes have ever seen before!

#TrumpDerangementSyndrome

NEXT…

‘He’s Not Paying Attention To Me!’: ‘Extremely Angry’ Eminem Complains Trump Never Responded To BET Awards Freestyle Diss (AUDIO)

This isn’t Eminem.

This looks nothing like Eminem.

Who is this? WHAT is this?

By the comment section it looks like I’m not the only one who’s confused…

Quote from the article:

“I feel like he’s not paying attention to me! I was kinda waiting for him to say something, and for some reason, he didn’t say anything,” added Eminem.

This thing actually looks like a hybrid between Trayvon Martin and my plumber.

I want proof this is the real Eminem, before I even HATE on it, because it doesn’t look anything like him to me, and the CIA is getting awfully sloppy with their eugenics and their hybrids.

This one is whining and the other didn’t whine as much.

The other one bitched, and threatened to stalk and murder it’s ex-wife, using rap “songs” to get his message out.

It’s technically not really a song though, is it, when all you do is talk? It’s more like talking.

It’s almost as if it USED to be Eminem…

but now it’s someone else.

NEXT…

Anyone want to bet this ungrateful piece of goat shyte beats his wife and kids?

“Ungrateful Fool!” Trump Goes in for Kill Shot on Ingrate LaVar Ball

I’ve got a $10 bill that says he’s:

a) friends with the cops in his neighborhood and

b) they’ve been to his house on more than one occasion.

I predict a murder in his future;

His.

How long can an asshole like this actually be allowed to live before someone goes postal on him? Seems like every day could be the day…

DEFENDANT: “It was an accident that I ran over him 16 times Judge. He just wouldn’t shut up!”

JUDGE: “Not Guilty! It was ‘Temporary Insanity!’ It must have been a ‘Puff of Madness!’ Anyone would have done the same thing in your place!”

(And they danced and cheered in the streets all night.)

Azzhat.