Happy Monday fellow Patriots!

CNN: Hey, Here’s an Idea… Let’s Ban the Term ‘Fake News’

So now, since it’s backfired on them, CNN wants to BAN the term “Fake News?”

Question for CNN: Why worry about it? You’re not going to be around long enough for it to make a difference anyway. You’ll all be in GITMO soon. I don’t see the point.

However, since all you CNN Clowns, who live in your own CIA, psychotic, schizophrenic, Illuminati, spirit-cooking, sodomy-loving, pedophile pushing, FANTASY world, and INSIST on coming up with a NEW word to describe whatever it is you do…

I’ll play your little game.

Here’s some ideas for you (you poor, pathetic, brain damaged, inbred, Illuminati sickos…)

Crappy News Network

Creepy News Network

Communist News Network

Criminal News Network

Cabal News Network

Cancelled News Network

Clown News Network

Cartoon News Network

Crooked News Network

No. Sorry.

I take it back. FAKE NEWS is the ONLY name for you Reptilian shape-shifting assholes.

Apparently, in the slime-filled catacombs of the Inner-Earth (where you idiots seem to HAIL from) your fellow LIZARDS don’t want REAL news.

Face it CNN…

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

As a matter of fact, in order to save the FAKE News-thingy that you have created…

you should just switch to 24/7 “Cat News,” that way you can make up all the FAKE NEWS you want to and the CATS won’t notice, like us pesky humans do!

Even better for you CNN, you won’t have to change your logo hardly at all…

Cat News Network.

NEXT…

So the ONLY other reason I can figure that they are doing this THING…this inexplicable THING…this act of pure self destruction and complete idiocy…

is to KILL OFF the sport of Football altogether.

NFL HELL: Empty Seats Trend Moves into Week 12 in Stadiums Across Country as Anthem Protests Continue (PHOTOS)

I think they want straight “CIS-MALES” (Can you believe I typed that?) to turn to Ballet Dancing and Yoga instead. Mystery solved.

After all…these aren’t Nobel Prize winners we’re talking about here.

It’s something like that, because you can’t expect me to climb into the cavernous recesses of their empty skulls and root around in there for days (with a flashlight) looking for a kernel of common sense.

That would be a complete waste of my time.

These Pre-Historic Idiots are impossible to figure out without knives and a make-shift operating table.

The best you can do is try to guess what the Hell they are thinking.

Aside from falling one notch below PLYWOOD on the intellect scale…

these morons have never made a “business” decision in their lives, that didn’t involve crack cocaine, Mexican trannies and illegal weapons.

NEXT…

So I have this book and it’s called “Get Even.”

It’s got some pretty good tricks in there, you can play on people.

DEMOCRAT PRIVILEGE=> Al Franken Plans to Return to Senate Monday Despite Photographic Evidence of Sexual Assault

You know, joking-things like Kathy Griffin holding a bloody decapitated head up, of our duly elected President.

The kind of stuff that Alec Baldwin, Robert DeZero, Snoop-Dog and the rest of Pedo-Hollywood loves so much.

I’ve learned to appreciate that style of humor because there’s so many of them that I’d love to KILL…yet so little time.

Speaking of Al Franken…

Since the state of Minnesota is POLLUTED with Refugees and Sharia Law, here’s a trick that would be funny.

In the book it says take an ad out and print some flyers up, advertising a “Best Drag Queen” contest, for the next Saturday night, at the home of your victim. The book says to make sure you offer a really good prize, like $8,000.00 first prize, $5,000.00 second prize…etc.

Make sure everyone knows that the “contest” begins at 2:30 AM sharp!

Note: In Scumbag Franken’s case it should be a “Best Burka Contest,” Instead of “Drag Contest.”

Put a photo of Al Franken with a talk-bubble coming out of his HUGE sloppy mouth, saying something like

“Allah was a Schmuck!”

or “Pull up your Burka for me baby…”

something that’s “death penalty level”- offensive.

Then simply sit across the street (hidden behind a bush) and watch the fun!

Before you know it Franken’s head would be cooking on his OWN stove and refugees would be wearing his clothes, sitting around his kitchen table waiting to be fed!

I hope you share this joke with your liberal friends who LIKE this kind of humor (like Kathy Griffin and Robert DeZero.)

I’m sure they’ll get a kick out of it!