HAPPY THURSDAY!

(Because I’m always “Happy” when I make it through another day of “The Deep State / Democratic-Shyte Hole,” without having to KILL anyone…

Oh! By the way! That was just another Kathy-Giffin-Style joke. Those are the only jokes that I like to tell now. I’m grateful to Hollywood for opening my mind to that style of humor.

You know the style I’m talking about…MURDER JOKES…with bullet holes through Snoop-Dog’s skull, while you’re holding his decapitated bloody head and giving gang signs.

Hilarious.

Speaking of “UNHINGED KATHY GRIFFIN…”

she’s back and looking even less attractive than she did before.

Unhinged Kathy Griffin Drops a “Tick Tock” On Jake Tapper After CNN Producer Is Fired Over Harassment Claims

A tick tock?

Dear Lord….let us pray.

Just the tweet has HELL written all over it.

I’m afraid to post it on this blog or it might literally melt people’s computer screens with Satanic energy.

Besides…

Apparently IT tweeted this:

Kathy Griffin

Hi kids. AnyWhoooooo it’s actually way bigger than Matt Lauer. Hey, @jfb, remember at the dinner party when you said NBC wouldn’t consider a woman to host Meet the Press? I suggested Maddow and you, how shall I say, LOST IT, a little? XXOO, KG

AND

Kathy Griffin

Tick tock, Jake. XXOO,KG https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/936001803891695616 …

This is literally one of the most frightening things I’ve ever read.

Just the tweet alone caused me to regress into an infant and crawl under the bed, sucking my thumb until the visual went away.

I’ll need heavy drugs now, in order to sleep.

Do I really want to know what this satan-loving, psycho-tranny from HELL knows about Jake Tapper’s creepy sex life?

NEXT…

REPORT: 88-Year-Old Conyers Won’t Run For Re-election In 2018

Holy Mackerel!

Eighty eight years old? Well I guess the old coot IS ready to resign, since there’s likely not a women left in politics that he hasn’t PERVED on by now. That’s almost 100 years of perving!

Dear God, the psychological damage alone should be worth millions in payouts. Just the site of this saggy old toad with no clothes on, could send someone into a “puff of madness” from which they might never return.

I bet the old crow knows it too!

This ancient fart should be home SHREDDING, if he’s got an ounce of strength left in him, because I have a feeling that perving over his co-workers constantly…

isn’t his only crime against nature.

NEXT…

We’re going to say: MERRY CHRISTMAS AGAIN!!!

NEXT…

Uh-oh. Whoopsey Daisy!

Breaking: ‘Captain Underpants’ John Conyers Admitted to Hospital with Stress-Related Illness

Looks like the STRESS of having his LIFE flash before his eyes was too much for him.

The old goat finally realized that there could be prison sentences in his future, after all, these idiots live on the Planet Claire and rarely make appearances on earth, unless it’s to worship Satan, eat children and sexually harass people!

God alone knows what this Ancient Historical CREEP has done.

Besides being SATAN’S LUCKY NUMBER…

88 years is a long time.