For some reason I want to shove Christmas down the Far Left’s throat.
Can’t for the life of me figure out why.
Of course I’m never one to say “I told you so,” but I told you so…
Is there really any mystery as to how ANY Democrat EVER wins?
Without CHEATING they’d never win anything.
TRANNIES in public restrooms.
and WE THE PEOPLE…pay for it, because Democrats want HIGHER TAXES.
What’s not to like?
You mean like this?
How about THIS?
Where do they find these two-faced Lizards?
The Demonic Democrats must take FIELD trips to the Inner Earth, just to find these things a HOST…
I get it. CONFUSE us and overthrow the world.
Listen up Deep State Azzhats…
that’s the Lizard-side of your brain talking. We are humans. We don’t think like that!
We’ll just develop giant cans of Industrial-Strength Lizard Spray…
and you’ll be reduced to nothing more than a small stain.
Soon we’ll be penetrating your LIZARD Holograms and you won’t be able to shape-shift into DEMOCRATS any more.
Once your Lizard Faces are exposed, you will be sprayed like cockroaches, and the only trip you’ll be taking is to the burn pile!
I mean this in a funny way.
Only ELEVEN more days until Christmas!
Just to lighten things up a bit, I thought I’d do a FUN segment, centered around the new Kathy Griffin-style of humor, that’s all the rage in Hollywood these days.
I call it:
SIX WAYS TO KILL CHELSEA HANDLER AND GET AWAY WITH IT…
1) Push her off a cliff. (They will just assume the idiot was drunk and accidentally did it to herself.)
2) Place her face under a sleeping donkey until she’s dead. ( Authorities will assume that it was a “Death due to mis-hap.”)
3) Spike her Sports Drink Bottle, with Antifreeze. (They will just assume the dumb bitch was drunk again and did it to herself.)
4) Stuff a Hot Pocket down her throat while she’s passed out in her Hotel room (which happens to be all the time.) Then disappear into the night. (They will assume she was drunk and accidentally choked on the Hot Pocket herself.)
5) Send her a box labeled “Sex Toys,” and fill it with Angry Bees.
6) Take her to the OCEAN and push her in. There’s no way they can prove she wasn’t out “drinking and skanking” again…and it wasn’t simply a “Slut-Accident.”
The best way to kill this insufferably DUMB, USELESS sack of meat…
is to leave her alone and just watch her commit career suicide.
Think: Kathy Griffin.
NEXT: NEWS AND INFORMATION VIDEOS…
NEXT: ENTERTAINMENT AND WHIMSEY…
There’s a long description for each of these 2 Sherlock Holmes movies on youtube…
OK…I have to admit that I’m posting this for nostalgic reasons. It stars Farrah Fawcet, and was panned by the “TV Guide” critic at the time.
He stated that by the end of the movie (and I quote) “Fawcet had more clay wrinkles than a dancing raisin…” a line I’ve never forgotten and I use quite often myself.
So here it is:
Poor Little Rich Girl: The Barbra Hutton Story.
So bad…it’s good (if you like that kind of thing…)
True story of course.
HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAR DAY!