🎄 TODAY’S NEWS 🎄: 👉 WEDNESDAY 👉 December 20, 2017 🇺🇸🎄🇺🇸

HAPPY WEDNESDAY! 

Whoa…looks like Rudolf DOESN’T TRUST SANTA with the driving.

Too bad for Rudolf, because he’s already ELECTED Santa to that position, and something tells me Santa has signed a 6 figure agreement, which accounts for his good mood.

This reminds me of our incredibly treacherous government. 

We’re in the sled, Santa’s driving but we’ve just learned that Santa, is in reality. a Draconian Hybrid from Antartica who is taking us to a CIA sub-station where he can suck our brains out.

In examining the card further, Rudolf appears to have found a DOSSIER in one of the packages behind Santa Claus, that exposes  even more horrible information about Santa.

Look at his EYE. 

Speaking of Rudolf’s EYE, I can’t tell if he’s a member of the Illuminati, or if it’s just the fact that reindeer have their eyeballs on the SIDE of their heads.

How can they see what’s in front of them that way?

I never understood that…but then I’m rambling again…aren’t I?

Kind of like the verbal AIR FARTS coming out of the “NEW” Eminem-thing they are shoving down our throats lately.

Blagh!

Taste like a CLONE!!!

Clearly Eminem is dead.

THIS THING (in the photo below) is not him..  

What is this? 

Whatever it is…it looks like it’s been hit with about 80,000 Volts of electricity UP THE NOSE! What the hell?

Since when were Eminem’s eyes half the size of his ears, and falling out of his head?

You can go back and check this blog, and you’ll see. I’m the one that discovered that the new CIA clones are fitted with cheap EyeBalls from China. Probably as part of the crummy trade deal that was made.

Their eyeballs are defective and going haywire inside of their heads. It’s happening now.

Don’t rely on my information. Use your own eyes…

well, unless you’re a clone, and in that case you’re going to want to look into getting those EYE BALLS of yours replaced.

WHAT’S WRONG WITH THEIR EYES???

NEXT…

Rosie is BREAKING DOWN…

LOCK HER UP! Rosie O’Donnell Caught Bribing GOP Senators With Millions of Dollars to Kill Tax Bill

 

This is like watching an ANGRY-APE tear up the Zoo, because someone got too close to her stash of BANANAS! 

I can honestly say that this is the first time she’s said or done anything FUNNY. 

Speaking of the Zoo…

I hope they arrest her psycho azz,  find her guilty, and instead of wasting valuable prison space…they should give thought to USING the ZOO because she’ll be easier to contain that way. 

You don’t want her ruining all the stuff at the prison.

She’ll eat all the food and there won’t be anything left for the other psychos!

She’d be flattening benches like a hydraulic press, because she’d let herself go and blow up like a giant toad!

Plus she probably EATS PEOPLE.

Coming from Hollywood and all…they are going to have to keep her away from the rest of the prisoners or she could end up sautéing them for dinner, in a smuggled rice cooker!

She looks like the type that would “find a way.” 

I’m also thinking she’ll chew through the bars in a regular prison, so they’ll need the industrial-strength elephant cage to keep society safe. 

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HAVE A GREAT DAY!

 

MAGA!

 

 

 

 

About LindaP

Broadcast veteran. Over 20 years: CNN, MSNBC, LIFETIME, ESPN, NBC, ABC, CBS as Producer, Art Director, Animation Specialist and Graphic Designer. Over 16 years as a freelance writer: Jezebel Magazine, Atlanta Magazine, Creative Loafing, Southhampton Press. Currently writing a book about a bizarre series of unsolved murders, that began in 1931 and ended in 1970. I have linked all of the crimes to one forgotten suspect.
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