🎄 TODAY’S NEWS 🎄: 👉 FRIDAY 👉 December 22, 2017 🇺🇸🎄🇺🇸

HAPPY FRIDAY which is also ALMOST CHRISTMAS!

 

Literally the best President ever!

Wow…look at them. She looks like she knows how to do the “Twist” in that dress. 

Don’t tell me…let me guess; She’s wearing silver pumps wth pointed toes and stiletto heels.

Someone went a little crazy wth the tinsel on that tree behind them.

Someone in this picture looks suspiciously like the one who could have “over-done” the “silver” on the tree.

I’m not saying anything about it…but my hinky meter is going off.

This has nothing to do with politics, other than the fact that it reminds me, yet again, how the deranged and hateful left have tried to ruin everything that was so great about this country.

I’ll be working on coming up with inventions in the new year, that will help people get Violent Moonbats  out of their way.

I feel new technologies are in order, for instance my “Giant Retractible Windshield Wiper- Idea.”

I’ve written about it before, but for those who missed it, it’s an idea that I developed during rush hour traffic, and I’ve been perfecting it over time. It goes like this:

The device is attached underneath your vehicle, and is in the shape of a giant, flat, metal box. The box is wired to a large red button located on your dashboard in full view (it also lights up RED at night so you can’t miss it.)

When you’re driving down the road, in America, and you come upon a group of clueless, leftist idiots, with their faces covered, blocking traffic…you simply push the red button and a giant set of SHARP, DANGEROUS, 100% STAINLESS STEEL METAL…claw-shaped-windshield wipers comes “Transforming” out of the box…and starts sweeping the street from side to side, just like the regular windshield wipers but on the ground…

and made out of steel…

with sharp blade-thingys (to teach them a lesson.)

Sure, their eyes will bulge out of their heads and they’ll be screaming dumbass things like:

“You can’t do this MAN! HELP! HELP! SHE’S TRYNG TO KILL US!”

But once you hit that button, who cares what they say?

You get to watch the confusion while they try to save their worthless, gender-fuzzy LIVES.

Besides, they probably won’t get hurt, and even if they do, isn’t it about time?

As far as I know there’s no law against having one of these, mainly because it hasn’t been invented yet. There’s a safety feature that covers up your license plate once the blades come out…

just for your own protection.

It’s not to kill anyone or anything…it’s just to show them right from wrong.

After all, isn’t there an assumption of risk taken when you stand in the middle of the street?

How do you know that someone doesn’t have a giant windshield wiper?

More helpful inventions coming in 2018.


I’m going to be taking some time off this week, but will be working on setting up a PIZZAGATE PAGE at the top of this blog.

I’m working on creating a series of videos that will all be posted…along with other links and information on Pedo-Gate, Pizza-Gate etc.

 

 

Only THREE more days!!!

NEXT…

Look at this.

It’s a MYSTERY!

BROKE=> DNC Closes November Millions in Debt, Lowest Fundraising in 10 Years

“The Case of The Missing DNC Funds”

What COULD have happened?

(Fake-Scratching my head and making fake-puzzled faces…)

I would make a list of all the OBVIOUS places that the money “disappeared off to,” but the possibilities are literally endless.

The way this Tom Perez-thing looks, it appears it all went up his nose…

but we know that’s not possible because there’s enough money going though the DNC, for  everybody to get their “cut.”

We see where his went.

This guy seriously looks near death and it makes him look worse to be trying to stand. 

He’s holding on to that podium for dear life and I can see the outline of his actual skull inside of his head.

It looks like his pockets are stuffed with drug paraphernalia.

Gee…I wonder where the money went?

NEXT: NEWS AND INFORMATION VIDEOS

Q-ANON (for those who follow…) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NEXT: ENTERTAINMENT AND WHIMSEY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I will be taking some time off next week! 

HOPE EVERYONE HAS A SAFE AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

MAGA!

 

About LindaP

Broadcast veteran. Over 20 years: CNN, MSNBC, LIFETIME, ESPN, NBC, ABC, CBS as Producer, Art Director, Animation Specialist and Graphic Designer. Over 16 years as a freelance writer: Jezebel Magazine, Atlanta Magazine, Creative Loafing, Southhampton Press. Currently writing a book about a bizarre series of unsolved murders, that began in 1931 and ended in 1970. I have linked all of the crimes to one forgotten suspect.
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