MERRY CHRISTMAS AMERICA!!!

We all love Santa…

(there he is…relegated to greeting people at the door.)

We love Santa because he reads our letters, and works year round (with his team of elves) to procure (wholesale) all the things we’ve asked him for that year (which technically turns out to be a lot, because people have been watching Reality TV all year, and now realize that they need more crap.)

Then he  leaves his warm igloo, which is located at the North Pole (there’s a giant-sized Candy Cane with a ribbon on it to mark the spot, so you can’t miss it,) and he spends all night flying through the December air, with nothing but a red micro-fleece jacket (with white rabbit-fur cuffs) on.

Somehow…(probably snorting some “magic dust” his elves cooked up for him)…Santa manages to get ALL the gifts delivered in one night.

What a guy!

But even Santa knows when he’s out-ranked…and happily takes his spot by the door.

Ladies and Gentlemen have a wonderful Christmas Day.

This may just be the best Christmas ever.

with Love to all my fellow Deplorables,

Linda Paris (aka Deplorable McAllister)