HAPPY MONDAY PATRIOTS!

#TheGreatAwakening

BELOW: One of the many Antifa Parody Accounts on Twitter…

I’m considering coming out with a new line of MAGA products this year, designed to PROTECT rational, peace-loving Americans, from these colossal brain-sucked, dumbasses…

SHOCK ATTACK: Trump Supporter Nearly Strangled to Death By Antifa Terrorist In New York

Here’s a few thoughts on the subject:

Since clearly these losers contribute nothing to society, and their parents probably spend all day trying to figure out new ways to get rid of them…

I feel like “the ends justifies the means” in this case, and have created all my devices to include features that ensure a clean get-away.

I like to think my inventions bring us closer to World Peace…

while at the same time, eliminating terminal dumbasses from the equation.

We are dealing with other-worldly levels of dumbassery these days.

My Jet propelled-Lighter fluid-squirter (with the chili pepper, puffer-poof-er on top…)

provides the perfect solution when Unhinged Democratic Thugs attack your peaceful assembly.

You simply “SQUIRT and SQUEEZE…”

It’s so easy!

You just push the button and gobs of lighter fluid squirts out real fast.

In seconds that black fabric they HIDE under is sopping wet (be sure to cover their goggles with it too.)

This will scare them because they will mistakenly think you are going to set them on fire.

Only after they’ve wet their pants and had a mild heart attack, will they realize that there are no flames.

If necessary, give them a few PUFFS of Chili Pepper (with the puffer attachment,) which will stick to the lighter fluid, and add further frustration to their already hilarious dilemma.

Problem solved peacefully!

If they continue to commit Dumbass Democratic Violence…

just click your BIC and make sure they hear it.

Science has proven that Democrats have 60% bone mass in their skulls…

as opposed to 40% actual brain tissue so sometimes they have to learn the hard way.

It’s just to keep them AWAY from you…

so technically it’s THEIR fault.

Hopefully the police won’t investigate too much.

NEXT…

Another SKANK MARCH…

LOL: Trump Just PERFECTLY TROLLED the “Women’s March!”

MODERN FEMINISM IS A DISEASE…

Where did these vapid, miserable skanks come from?

The Psychiatric floor of the local PENITENTIARY?

Who opened the BIMBO CAGE at the ZOO?

Really?

If I had my way, I’d pass out flyers for free brow lifts and just euthanize these idiots one by one, sell their cars, max out their credit cards and if the cops come a-calling…

pretend I don’t speak English.

No lawyer needed.

Sadly I’m not in charge, but this is the type of situation that validates my idea of rounding up all Democrats (just temporarily) and putting them in Concentration Camps (just until we can see if the lost brain tissue can grow back.)

As long as Democrats run free, they pose a danger to society, like this Skank March-Thing they do.

That’s why I’ve designed a very special PINK PUSSY shirt with hidden compartments and devices inside.

If there’s a Dangerous Democratic Rioting Event occurring in your neighborhood…just remember they can’t be cured.

These COWS have all been brain-sucked by the CIA.

Which is why…

in addition to the Special, Skank Protection, Pink Pussy Shirt…

I’ve included a concealed (self-lighting) mini-blowtorch, which is hidden in the flame retardant sleeve, and gives you the ability to set their PINK PUSSY HATS on fire in less than a second.

The Jet propelled lighter fluid squirter is hidden in the epaulettes.