HAPPY TUESDAY AMERICA!

 

So this is happening…

DOJ Just Dropped the LEGAL HAMMER on Illegal Caravan

I’ve been working on an invention for the border…

because I’m really good at thinking outside the box and creating excellent tools for the government AND average citizens…

to deal with the growing population of AZZHATS.

There seems to be an epidemic of brain-sucked idiots who are out to aggravate Patriots on an hourly basis, sometimes going so far as to stand in the middle of the road…

Unaware of the existence of my GIANT WINDSHIELD WIPER DEVICE…

which is just like a regular windshield wiper except it’s made of steel and has a gigantic BLADE instead of a “wiper.”

The industrial BLADE… cleverly attaches to the underside of the vehicle.

Something like this…except it unfolds into the size of a street…and swings back and forth…

 

…just to clear people out of the way. 

It’s not to kill them or anything like that.

A simple push of a button…and the huge blade will begin sweeping the road from side to side of unwanted Antifa and other idiots.

Sure…

they might smash their faces up and get a few massive cuts here and there…

but that’s what we have Doctors for. Gah!

This is to HELP them so they will walk away with new knowledge.

Knowledge…that no one gives a rat’s ass about their stupid little “protest” and if they don’t get their dumb asses out of the street…

they might end up facing the giant windshield wiper!

I DEFINITELY don’t want to kill them or anything…

because I might get caught.

I’m hoping to get some of my “control device-INVENTIONS”  in front of President Trump before the end of the year…

HERE’S ONE I invented for a situation EXACTLY like the one we have here at the border.

I call it: CASA MEATBALL

Sounds like a restaurant doesn’t it? Don’t let the name fool you…it’s a highly efficient way to keep people from crossing the border ILLEGALLY…

and save millions of dollars for GITMO as well.

Here! Take a look. This is the FRONT VIEW…

PHASE ONE:

The idea is to make it as attractive as possible…

PHASE TWO:

Once inside the Massive Garbage Disposal Unit (Nicknamed Speedy Gonzales) there will be no escape and no one to hear their MS13 vocal chords  SCREAMING out THREATS.

They’ll be no one to see their little HAND GESTURES and no one to be threatened by their SCARY tattoos.

…and I’m quite proud of PHASE THREE of my plan.

Since GITMO is filling up with cannibals, the end product can be packaged up and shipped to Guantanamo Bay for the “Saturday Surprise” dinners.

This could potentially feed the growing numbers of GITMO residence for a lifetime and save the Government Billions in food costs. 

 

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