EGGS FU JEONG with WHITE Rice Please…

I see that the CIA has been cleaning out their basements…

(those are the LOWEST levels of the CIA Underground Labs…where they toss their failed projects into the CRAWLSPACE…)

and they found this thing, and re-animated it.

Anyone want to take a shot guessing what this thing is made out of?

Some new kind of plastic, no doubt, a result of new LIZARD technology from Antarctica. 

I actually have no idea what the heritage of it is…but if you’re talking about another one of their “creations”, that they make…down “there” in the “CIA LABS”, does it really matter?

Because all of their project-parts come from CHINA.

Most creatures poop out of their ass, but not…

SARAH >>>  (I hate all white people. I hate all white people. I hate all white people. White people must die. White people must die. I hate all white people…etc…etc…infinity…) >>> JEONG (Eggs Fu Jeong.)

everything exits via ZE’S mouth.

Defective Chinese parts are to blame for this, so let the Chinese Noodle Jokes Begin! 

Here’s what I think they MEANT to do.

“Meet Sarah! She’s the CHUBBY-faced, foul-mouthed, racist CHINK who’s going to WIN your hearts with ZE’S high school AI rants!”

Sound the alarm. THIS TIME it’s not CNN, it’s only the FAILING New York Times…again.

I’m not sure what they are trying to do, so it’s hard to say if it’s working or not.

I also don’t know if Eggs Fu Jeong was put together in China or if our very own GLOW-FAGS tried to do it.

The last thing they assembled was Rosie, and if you notice we haven’t seen Rosie-the-Pig for quite a while…


We’re so far beyond “test tube babies”, at this point, your guess is as good as mine as to what this thing actually is.

There’s no heart, so calling it Chinese and making derogatory inappropriate, politically incorrect jokes have no effect.(that’s a green light.)

It’s not afraid to die. The section of the brain that stops you from doing dumbass things doesn’t exist.

There’s no off button on it so it will have to be terminated like Joan Rivers.

Enough about IT.


In my house.

Got phone and wifi yesterday.

Guy was mowing my neighbor’s lawn yesterday, and I saw him and asked for a card. He said $25 to mow my little yard and trim shrubs etc. He’s here now mowing it! Whoo hoo! $25 !!! ??? Hope I heard him right…lol.

Went to grocery store today (Winn Dixie).

Feels so good to have real food in a REAL fridge (not a teeny tiny one.)

Project “McAllister TV” ON TRACK. 

Stay tuned!



About LindaP

Broadcast veteran. Over 20 years: CNN, MSNBC, LIFETIME, ESPN, NBC, ABC, CBS as Producer, Art Director, Animation Specialist and Graphic Designer. Over 16 years as a freelance writer: Jezebel Magazine, Atlanta Magazine, Creative Loafing, Southhampton Press. Currently writing a book about a bizarre series of unsolved murders, that began in 1931 and ended in 1970. I have linked all of the crimes to one forgotten suspect.
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16 Responses to EGGS FU JEONG with WHITE Rice Please…

  1. Stephen Gaal says:

    Hi linda,
    i know you like obscure stories and events.i came across this vid on bill Smith channel.
    it was about the “dingo ate my baby event in mid 80s”The mother served 3 years and later exonerated.meryll streep starred in a movie about this.heres the kicker,marina abramavic was said to be camping at Ayres rock in the outback about the same time.i think the detective in you would like this vid Old school witch sacrifice thing.

  2. ioan says:

    Hi Linda!glad u made it,finally!home,sweet home!

  3. Suzie says:

    oh, wanted to say, i read somewhere, they … researchers are growing lungs, in pigs. im thinking…. yes but WHERE did they get those lungs that they say are growing in pigs.

  4. Suzie says:

    Missing your videos, its my first time perusing your blog. so excited for your new place.

  5. Dennis Godaire says:

    Hi Linda … Thanks for the Sunday afternoon smile. Dennis

  6. B says:

    Short/sweet & special/snarky!
    THRILLED on home news!
    Use that phone..LOL…
    PRAYERS/love/hugs to you & Truman!

  7. Bob says:

    Sarah is Korean; technically not a “Chink,” but a GOOK. The nouns “Gook” and “Slope” may be used interchangeably for Southeast Asians also.
    Either way, Sarah’s “Get Whitey” narrative is perfectly in-line with the current Marxist agenda that is still gripping our country.
    But’s it will all be OK, because they are no match for POTUS.
    These people are finished.
    It only takes 30% of the people to create a real change…
    Your work is just getting better all the time…

    • LindaP says:


      I stand corrected GOOK.

      Of course one of the reasons I use words like Gook, Chink etc…when talking about these racist idiots…

      is to DESENSITIZE people by SAYING these “forbidden words” and using them in other interesting contexts.

      I hope people “get it” that I’m not being racist…

      I’m just having FUN WITH WORDS…

      because it IS actually LIBERATING to make fun of racist slurs by SAYING THEM OUT LOUD…

      Hilarious time in our history!

      Gook…Gook…I must remember that in the future…
      Gook with Chinese parts (to be politically correct.)
      ; D

      • Christine says:

        LOL, reminds me of an old SNL skit in which Pat Nixon is reminiscing about her husband explaining the difference between a Chink and a Gook…a Chink is always a Gook, but a Gook is not always a Chink.

  8. Dawn says:

    Congrats on moving into your home. I was without one for a year and will never take for granted having my own space again. Or running water, flush toilet, electricity. (Lived in my van for a while).
    Anyways, NYTimes purposely hired a hate filled POS to push people into reacting. Like having someone poke a finger in your eye, you start swatting. So far, the patriots who support your fabulous and heroic POTUS have been peaceful and full of love and positivity and are hopeful of a great future. They look at facts, do reaearch, think for themselves, see evil as evil, know a lie when they hear it.
    The Swamp hates that. They want everyone to be as deranged as the Left. The NYTimes is pushing for a fight, pushing the envelope. Pushing good people to push back. Let’s pray no one falls for it. Lets pray we all see through the evil of racism and just smile in the face of this demonic push.
    Love you and love your snarky but highly intelligent sense of humour !!

    • LindaP says:

      Hi Dawn!

      THANK YOU for the well wishes and the compliments on my work. I have to say that no one will ever know how HARD it was to produce videos WHILE I was going through this challenging move!


      Very hard…but NOW I know the future is going to be AMAZING.

      There’s a lake behind this little house…which is why I wanted it so bad…

      the location is Venice…which is about an hour from Bradenton and further away from Tampa and St. Pete…but you get more bang for your BUCK…and it’s cheaper to live…the further away that you get from the bigger cities.

      House is a BIT of fixer-upper…but NOT MUCH…

      the LAKE VIEW makes it ALL worth while.

      I was able to keep negotiating the price because I am going to have to fix some things. (The Art of the Deal!)

      I wanted to make President Trump proud and get the most house, for the LEAST amount of money…and I think I got that!

      Did want to talk about the actual house…because I was afraid I would JINX the deal!


      Never the less…I got the house I wanted and can now live MUCH cheaper and happier.

      I love FLORIDA!

      Thank you Dawn!

  9. Pat says:

    Great. Now that the lawns cut will you get back to work?
    I miss you. Looong weekend without you.

  10. Steve Summar says:

    Note to Truman…Linda too…

    Mark your territory carefully, and establish perimeter security…ASAP

    Regarding lawn care…I switched to a enterprising Iraq combat vet, superb work, trustworthy, on time everytime…we salute each others service…

    Nice to know your safer, hopefully more sound…and a bit more grounded…


    • LindaP says:

      Hi Steve…

      My father and my grandfather were policemen, and one of the reasons I moved here was I know many of his old police buddies and their sons and daughters who became cops here in Sarasota and Manatee County.

      I know how to shoot.
      Even so “security” is paramount… there’s an alarm system here…and other security precautions.

      I would hate hate hate to have to shoot someone…ever…but my dad and my grandad taught me how.

      Bottom line…if I see someone in my home at night…I am NOT going to start a conversation with them…
      ; )


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