HAPPY THANKSGIVING PATRIOTS!!!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 

And remember, as you enjoy your holiday, that…

Trump supporters are INFINITELY BETTER LOOKING than the oh-so-creepy, gender-sloppy, roving eye-balled, screaming-at-the-sky, blood-sucking, flesh-eating, hopelessly dumb…

Dems…

Not only are they virtually ALL hard on the eyes (which makes me wonder if the ugly factor has something to do with their eyeballs sliding all over their faces…looking for a way out perhaps???…)

these idiots don’t STAND for anything!

Who is surprised that WE ARE WINNING???

ANYONE?

 

 

MILO YIANNOPOULOS: Gay, Conservative Republican…

 

 

 

But I digress.

CLEARLY…

between the 80% PATRIOTS (and growing…)

and the 15% Dems (and dwindling…)

we are BY FAR the most visually attractive and well-groomed.

SO!

BACK TO THANKSGIVING!

I like to take the opportunity, whenever possible, to MOCK the long standing habit, of corporations and businesses, to “Monetize” every “Holiday” they get their hands on…

and sell it BACK to us in weird, frightening packages, such as this…

When I was a kid, things like this scared me. 

Why does a basket have a FACE? (Cue: scream sound effect.)

Why does CORN have EYES?

Could I have my CORN with NO EYES PLEASE???

It literally looks as if ADAM SCHIFF designed it!

…or maybe it’s CIA-CREATED!!!

Let’s take another look…

Would you even want this creepy basket of corn (WITH EYES!!!) and these CORNS (with eyes!!!!) in your HOUSE???

How do you know this basket won’t slide over towards your BED while you’re sleeping and cover your face with corn??? 

IT HAS LEGS and HANDS FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!

What the Hell?

I smell the CIA.

Not sure this is any better…

This KID (with giant-sized eyes and who, appears to be wearing red lipstick and eye make-up…)

is actually RIDING a GENETICALLY ENGINEERED TURKEY!!! 

WTH.

I HOPE EVERYONE HAS AN AMAZING HOLIDAY…

and stay away from vegetables that have EYES…

 

MAGA!

 

 

 

About LindaP

Broadcast veteran. Over 20 years: CNN, MSNBC, LIFETIME, ESPN, NBC, ABC, CBS as Producer, Art Director, Animation Specialist and Graphic Designer. Over 16 years as a freelance writer: Jezebel Magazine, Atlanta Magazine, Creative Loafing, Southhampton Press. Currently writing a book about a bizarre series of unsolved murders, that began in 1931 and ended in 1970. I have linked all of the crimes to one forgotten suspect.
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9 Responses to HAPPY THANKSGIVING PATRIOTS!!!

  1. Ariel Adams says:

    Happy Everything Miss Linda and Truman, the wonder dog. I actually look for your posts first. Appreciate your hard work, and great investigative mind, and the funny way you put things together for us and your expressions—nazis, nazis. God bless you and lead you into all truth. Jesus said he was the way, the truth and the life. He wasn’t lying.

  2. Steve Summar says:

    Happy Thanksgiving to all adorable deplorables…

    I’m thankful for Linda and Truman, researching, caring and sharing their videos…creating this snarkastic blog and chat room, and helping make earth great again..it’s time to kick some evil ass and take our world back…MEGA…WWG1WGA…

    Join the adorable deplorables in Truman’s pool party chat room…and Dallas won 31/24…

    God bless us all and our beautiful planet…

    Cyberbubba and the rotties…

  3. Sherbie says:

    Happy Thanksgiving Linda, Truman, & Patriots!

  4. JoLetta Hatfield says:

    I hope you and Truman have a blessed day! Thank you for all your hard research! I really appreciate it! You always make me laugh AND can these evil people what I would call them. As a Christian I was taught that it wasn’t Christ like to say these things which essentially denies the Truth! Over it!

  5. dnafreq says:

    Happy Thanksgiving, Linda! You’re the best!

  6. Linda Hipple says:

    Hi Linda, Happy Thanksgiving to you and Truman! Funny that you brought up veggies with eyes, when I lived in the south we had black-eyed peas, sausage, and grits. Sausage made me sick, the eyes on the peas weren’t eaten bc veggies don’t have eyes!

  7. Julie says:

    Happy Thanksgiving to you too!

  8. Susan McCauley says:

    Thank you Linda!
    Happy Thanksgiving!

  9. Judi says:

    God Bless You and Truman Linda as you celebrate your first Thanksgiving in sunny Florida!!!! Better to have sunshine and palm trees than snow, frozen car doors and below zero temps!!!!! I’m an ex- Long Islander, been here for 21 years and with the exception of Brenda Snipes, it doesn’t get any better!!! Nothing like sitting around the pool drinking a cool one after a beautiful dinner with family. MAGA!!! KAG!!! Again, God Bless!!

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