Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
And remember, as you enjoy your holiday, that…
Trump supporters are INFINITELY BETTER LOOKING than the oh-so-creepy, gender-sloppy, roving eye-balled, screaming-at-the-sky, blood-sucking, flesh-eating, hopelessly dumb…
Not only are they virtually ALL hard on the eyes (which makes me wonder if the ugly factor has something to do with their eyeballs sliding all over their faces…looking for a way out perhaps???…)
these idiots don’t STAND for anything!
Who is surprised that WE ARE WINNING???
But I digress.
between the 80% PATRIOTS (and growing…)
and the 15% Dems (and dwindling…)
we are BY FAR the most visually attractive and well-groomed.
BACK TO THANKSGIVING!
I like to take the opportunity, whenever possible, to MOCK the long standing habit, of corporations and businesses, to “Monetize” every “Holiday” they get their hands on…
and sell it BACK to us in weird, frightening packages, such as this…
When I was a kid, things like this scared me.
Why does a basket have a FACE? (Cue: scream sound effect.)
Why does CORN have EYES?
Could I have my CORN with NO EYES PLEASE???
It literally looks as if ADAM SCHIFF designed it!
…or maybe it’s CIA-CREATED!!!
Let’s take another look…
Would you even want this creepy basket of corn (WITH EYES!!!) and these CORNS (with eyes!!!!) in your HOUSE???
How do you know this basket won’t slide over towards your BED while you’re sleeping and cover your face with corn???
IT HAS LEGS and HANDS FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!
What the Hell?
I smell the CIA.
Not sure this is any better…
This KID (with giant-sized eyes and who, appears to be wearing red lipstick and eye make-up…)
is actually RIDING a GENETICALLY ENGINEERED TURKEY!!!
I HOPE EVERYONE HAS AN AMAZING HOLIDAY…
and stay away from vegetables that have EYES…