Wouldn’t YOU be freaking out (on a Biblical level), if you were walking in their (RED) shoes?
HAPPY WEDNESDAY PATRIOTS WORLD WIDE!
BELOW: Crying, cross-eyed Chelsea Handler (the man).
Those eyes aren’t matching up. The one on the right side of the screen is taking a trip down south! Maybe it thinks the weather will be warmer, closer to this thing’s chin?
Not sure, but this was by far one of my favorite moments in history. The fake-crying didn’t seem to humiliate him at all…
…because before you know it, the old “WORK HORSE” was laying wheelies on the side of a mountain with his redneck friends, and knocking back Budweisers like a longshoreman.
And they call US rednecks!
ABOVE ^^^ Prove to me that’s not a GUY!
Speaking of “freaks of nature”, has anyone heard from Jim Carrey lately? I really want to send him a framed copy of the portrait that I painted for him…
I feel I captured something special in this piece.
I was attempting to honor Jim”s childish, angry scratchings, and I believe I’ve captured that “deranged” quality he has (mixed with a harried, maniacal, weather-worn appearance, that can’t be attributed to just bad aging).
It looks like he was left in the MK Ultra electrocution device too long.
Possibly too much eye-poking, blood-drinking, baby-raping, flesh-eating, sodomizing and communion with SATAN?
These things have a tendency to produce bug-eyed creeps, with bad skin, rotting teeth, and an expression on their faces (at all times) that says:
“I want to eat your brains.”
I used to think that Satan’s biggest lie was:
“Hi! I’m Satan and I don’t exist.”
Now I’m wondering if it isn’t:
“Hi! I’m Satan! Drink the blood of children and you’ll look younger…
and while you’re at it eat pineal glands and you’re sure to get smarter! I promise!”
YOUR HONOR…I declare that their Mumbo-Jumbo IS NOT working!
I rest my case.
The only thing I like to watch on FAKE NEWS CABLE TV…
is these IDIOTS panicking!
(A collection of interesting and informative videos for you to ponder…)
REALLY interesting video by Bill Smith!
Bill Smith is back!
ENTERTAINMENT AND WHIMSEY…
(I should start calling this part “NAME THE ANDROGYNE!”)
HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT WEDNESDAY!