MORNING NEWS: 👉 SATURDAY 👉August 5, 2017 🇺🇸

Good Saturday morning everyone!

Now that I’ve prepared my coffee and sharpened my tongue, or my keyboard…or whatever…it’s time for me to eviscerate some of these Azzhats (that’s a technical writing term) who have been undermining our constitution, while worshipping the DEVIL (pause for effect) and raping children…(another long pause.)

Can you believe I had to type that 👆👆👆  out? It’s Looney-Tunes time folks!

Here’s the Meme of the day…

Since it’s Saturday…let’s add another great meme to this post…

 

Now for some NEWS…like REAL NEWS…like NOT FAKE NEWS….

 

BOOM! Internet Sleuth Catches AG Loretta Lynch Using Alias to Communicate with DOJ Officials

 

Every time I look at this THING (another gender-WTF from the Democratic Party) that calls itself “Loretta Lynch,”  I think of this:

Only the Troll Doll is much more attractive.

Remember when this fat-necked thing told Americans, and I’m paraphrasing…

“Those who are with us will be rewarded and those who are against us, there will be Hell to pay!”

Take a look…

Can you guess which one is the plastic doll? Well…never mind. The hair color gives it away.

I like to think of this creature living in GITMO, and for some reason, the image of her being dragged down the hall, for time out in  “the box,” always makes me smile.

I get an extra kick out of it by imagining some pizzed off guard, with his fingers jammed up those nose-holes…full bore, dragging her by the hair and head…huge chunks of “hair” (cough) falling out on the filthy concrete  floor.

But I digress.

Q) Can they arrest this MAN fast enough for me?

A) No…hurry up.

This arrogant, fur-covered beast better run to it’s cave  and hide there along with his bearded mussie-freinds, because Americans like myself want to see what troll blood looks like, and I bet this sanctimonious, puffed up buffalo, has a list of crimes to equal anyone in the deep dank swamp.

The first order of business is to get gender-checks on all of these subterranean skunk apes, just so we know what to call them, when the hammer comes down, and I don’t mean trans-this and trans-that…I’m talking MALE or FEMALE! 

We’re not living in your demon-shaped world of nonsense anymore troll! We took our country back…now YOU pick a f%cking gender dog face…because we can’t tell anymore!

The truth is that we have no clue WTF these things are! They should all have to pull their pants down before sentencing, just so we can toss them in the correct fire pit! How are we going to know whether to burn them alive in the BLUE pit…or the PINK pit?

These…whatever they are…give new meaning to the words “criminally insane psychopaths.”

Oh how I could write page after page of possible punishments for these creatures, but it looks like God beat me to it and pummeled each and every one of them with a giant ugly stick! It’s part of the reason their genders are so ambiguous.

When you’re that ugly…no one cares what gender you are.

I pray they string this thing up in a public venue, and we all get to see what the law mets out…because otherwise, how will we know it’s not a clone that being punished? Or a 3-d printout from the diseased minds of the CIA underground laboratories or a giant styrofoam troll doll???

Justice can’t come quick enough for me.

 

NEXT!

Vicente Fox Lashes Out at Trump, Drops F-Bomb Live On Air: “We’ll Never Pay For That F*cking Wall!” (VIDEO)

 

This guy KILLS me!!! 👉😂

Yes, you liver-necked dumbazz…you WILL pay for the wall,  because we elected a President that will take it out of your wrinkled up azz…one way or another!

Good God, one giant bag of dumb.

Do you not get that? Can you not see that we own you, whether you like it or not, and that President Trump is going to take things AWAY from you, and that money will go to pay for the wall, hence YOU will be paying for the wall???

JEEEEZE …this man (at least I think it’s a man) this fella has about a 6 word vocabulary and probably should be pitied for having nothing but gooey white matter floating around in his diseased brain…

but I just can’t seem to scrape any up for this dullard. He just doesn’t have the capacity to see simple truths.

Someone (probably the CIA could do it) needs to jump-start him with battery cables and pour some brake fluid down his throat, let him sit for about a half an hour, and see if any brain cells grow…if not… keep doing it until he’s clinically dead…or he finally gets it, whichever comes first.

While he’s on the table, check his hard drive for pedo-pics because you KNOW he’s got all kinds of disgusting porn on there and THAT’S what he’s really worried about.

He won’t figure out that: YES MEXICO DID PAY FOR THE WALL…until he’s shown the receipts and has learned how to balance his checkbook…which is never.

Meanwhile… we’re forced to listen to him squawk like a wet hen, from his perv-castle in Me-he-ko…clueless to the fact that it’s over! We’re building the wall…and your tired old azz will pay for it one way or another.

Now go back to sleep. Your nurse has arrived with your shot.

 

NEXT!

 

Joe Scarborough Rushes to Defense of “Susan Rice Fan” McMaster

 

Psycho Joe simply won’t be satisfied, until the case of the dead intern, found DEAD on his office floor, is reopened. Another clueless dirtbag.

It’s no wonder that Mika already shows signs of domestic abuse. Expect another bizarre, mysterious DEATH, from this rodent.

But I digress.

What in the HELL is the matter with McMaster’s (sounds like something you can order from McDonalds) McMaster’s HEAD??????

What the SAM HILL is going on there?

Look at that ridgy thing, going across the top of it! What is it? A cord? Industrial wiring? A metal plate? A honing device? A transmitter?

Good Lord…I think this thing is an extraterrestrial covered in synthetic fiber!!! Look at the “nodules” springing up all over it’s face.

I’m thinking those “medals” on his coat are just more printouts (from black Matter) created to make him look like he’s actually human and served something other than his own interests.

When I look at this guy, all I see is him, dressed up in women’s lingerie (size XXXLG), trying to squeeze his feet into a pair of matching pumps, while prancing around in front of a camera…videotaping  himself. There’s a hamster in this scenario somewhere , I’m sure of it, and this could account for the face nodules.

There’s something so very WRONG with these “PEOPLE!”

They aren’t normal LOOKING by even Ringling Barnum & Bailey standards.

Before we execute them, We the People,  need to get to the bottom of this.

I demand answers!

Speaking of McMasters…here’s Trump Mafia’s take on the situation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WfWAZdcjCA

 

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TODAY BEING SATURDAY (tomorrow I rest) I’m sharing some cool weekend  youtube videos (before they ruin it) for your viewing pleasure!

ENJOY!

 

Here’s some amazing video of ABANDONED MANSIONS…

 

 

 

 

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!