TODAY’S NEWS: 👉 FRIDAY 👉October 27, 2017 🇺🇸

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!

Note: I’ve decided to start posting my daily blog in the afternoon or evening from now on, because the morning news is just news from the night before…so what’s the point?

TODAY’S NEWS…

Swing low…sweet chariot…comm’in for to carry me HOME!

Everybody…come on…join in…let’s sing…

Oh swing-ying-low-eeeeee Sweet Chariot…A-Comm’in for to Carry me home!

NFL Players DEMAND Owners Support Their Anti-Military, Anti-Police Anthem Protests

Oh the BURDEN of being a pro Football IDIOT! 

Do they sing SLAVE SONGS on their way to the INSTANT BANK?

Has the NFL got them PICKING COTTEN and we don’t know anything about it?

Could these simpletons be any more STUPID?

WOOD has more intellect.

CREAM CHEESE has more reasoning abilities.

These idiots need brain surgery!

Someone needs to figure out how to SLICE THEIR SKULLS OPEN and pour some AI-goo into their BRAIN CAVERNS.

They’ll need to use Miracle Grow or something as the matter residing inside the heads of these OVER PAID GOON’S is stoney and barren.

They better do it soon too…before they start setting their own hair on fire for fun and juggling hand-grenades, because they seem to be getting dumber by the day, if that’s even possible.

Is this what playing football does to you or was the NFL SEARCHING OUT RETARDS on purpose? 

How many different ways can I call someone a dumbass?

How many different ways can they prove that my language wasn’t strong enough?

Who’s going to teach these high paid BONE-HEADS simple math?

Maybe a sloth or two could meet them in the food court at the zoo, and explain to these STUPID jocks that no fans = no money.

 

I’ve compared these idiots to LINT…

but as it turns out LINT is much more intelligent.

I’ve compared them to buckets of cement, empty garages, FLOOR STAINS, pet rocks, yet somehow they make a liar out of me every time…

because as it turns out…floor stains have much more personality than these Giant Economy Sized FOOLS.

I’d rather converse with PLYWOOD.

MUD is more intelligent.

Earthworms have more insight.

Maybe they were abducted by the CIA and “probed,” I have no clue. Something dramatic happened to them to make them this dumb.

Maybe their brains were sucked out during an Alien abduction?

I don’t know.

These idiots can’t disappear fast enough for me.

 

NEXT…

Adam Schiff Abandons ‘Russia,’ Opens New Ridiculous Probe Into Trump

OK…

I hate to write about someone’s EYES again (not really) but you’ve got to give me this one.

If this isn’t a CIA project run amok I’ll eat your shoes. There’s something so wrong with this guy Schiff’s eyeballs. In every way. 

You can’t expect me to ignore his eyeballs when they are literally the craziest eyeballs in DC besides Maxine Waters.

It literally looks like he goes down to the CIA lab once a week, and gets something shoved up his nose, that shoots about 12000 volts of electricity into his brain, until his eyes pop out of his head and he passes out!

Seems like the CIA doesn’t take much time putting his eyeballs back in either. They always do a sloppy job.

 

 

NEXT…

How Come Nobody at the DNC Knows Where $9 Million ‘Dossier’ Dollars Went?

Another case of “abnormally bizarre wacky eye syndrome.” 

These things with the eyes are everywhere and I want to know what they are!

This one KILLS and loses large sums of money… then pretends not to know anything about it.

“Ooopsy Daisy! Money? We don’t know about any money. Bye.”

or

“Oopsy Daisy! Is he dead? We don’t know anything about any murders. Bye.”

This thing is dangerous and needs to be kept in a controlled environment before it starts shaving it’s head and calling itself Jesus Christ.

It may be too late.

More will die.

 

NEXT… 

Speaking of people with wacky eyes and fried brains, let’s welcome back:

those crazy, far-left “Antifa” fascists…who don’t think they’re fascists…because they are DUMB. 

Oh joy!

Feel the love.

Here’s a few Antifa Facts you probably don’t know:

  1. 7 out of every 10 Antifa are murdered by family members before the age of 26.
  2. 80% of Antifa were raised by wolves and shipped over from Alaska.
  3. 30% of Antifa die of a drug overdose or chronic herpes of the face
  4. 80% are hospitalized with diaper rash from wetting their pants while rioting
  5. 60% cry themselves to sleep at night because their mommy didn’t love them.
  6. 100% never finished grade school
  7. 95% sleep in tents
  8. 70% have crack habits
  9. 100% are unemployed
  10. 50% are on parole

Just kidding…kind of…not really.

Why am I not at all scared of them?

 

NEXT: VIDEOS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ENTERTAINMENT AND WHIMSY…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT WEEKEND! 

 

 

 

 

About LindaP

Broadcast veteran. Over 20 years: CNN, MSNBC, LIFETIME, ESPN. NBC. ABC, CBS as Producer, Art Director, Animation Specialist. Over 16 years as a freelance writer: Jezebel Magazine, Atlanta Magazine, Creative Loafing, Southhampton Press. Currently writing a book about a bizarre series of unsolved murders, that began in 1931 and ended in 1970, I have linked the crimes to one forgotten suspect.
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2 Responses to TODAY’S NEWS: 👉 FRIDAY 👉October 27, 2017 🇺🇸

  1. dancehappy says:

    I like your new routine, makes sense and also having you on chat. Good move!

    • LindaP says:

      Hi Dance… Thank you!
      Who knew in 2015…that 2017 would be a whole new WORLD?

      Felt like limbo for a while…

      Things are falling into place for 2018…what a world!
      ; )
      We’ve all been through this crazy-ness together…feels like we’ve fought a war together!

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