🍾🍾🍾🍾 🇺🇸 HAPPY 2018 AMERICA!!! 🇺🇸 🍾🍾🍾🍾

Wow…what a a year. Not sure how I got through it without actually killing anyone, although I do have a hit list.

The problem was, that the hit list got too long. I won’t live long enough to get the job done because there’s too many of them…

 

like these:

 ASSHATS I wanted to KILL in 2017…

This is more of a dumb skank but she certainly qualifies as a dumbass. 

This blubbering bag of bedwetting Bimbo can’t form a sentence without sniveling like a snot-nosed bitch and saying something epically moronic.

Hasn’t she drank herself into an PEE coma by now? You’d think that somebody would have beaten the crap out of her and left her behind a dumpster in Las Vegas by this time…

but then the new year just started.

How about this amoeba …

Just uploading this photo to my blog has made my home computer area smell like sweat and goat shit. Now I’ll have to get out the FE-BREEZE and keep spraying until I’m through writing this.

Even this enormous, slob’s digital image stinks.

It just doesn’t look human does it? It looks like a science experiment constructed out of 50 yards of RAT skin filled with worms.

You’d need an ELEPHANT gun to kill it (and I don’t have one of those) and a Mac Truck to move the body. Even then, not sure the tires have what it takes to do the job.

At least the thing wouldn’t be talking anymore.

If anyone ever manages  to pull it off they should be given the Nobel Peace Prize.

 

How about this one…

 

Not yet bitch. I haven’t re-arranged your face yet…

There, that’s better.

Sometimes…some people are just asking for it. Where’s Hannibal Lector when you need him? 

She’d be much more tolerable minus her tongue. That way she couldn’t talk.

No court would ever convict you because everyone wants this psycho-dumbass to shut up and go away!

 

Here’s someone who would look really good in a coffin…

…except I have a feeling that she wouldn’t stay inside of it. She would just keep GRANDSTANDING and banging her burial head-dress up against the casket lid, trying to push it open!

You’d be forced to keep a shovel or a wooden stake on hand in case she got loose. How long would she be allowed to bother the other corpses in the cemetery, day and night yelling and bitching…keeping them from being peacefully dead, stealing from them?

No. It’s best to just wait until she’s not looking and then set her on fire…so you can make sure she’s good and dead and won’t bother all the other dead people in the cemetery.

It’s the only humane thing to do.

 

Then there’s  Psycho Joe… 

I would like to introduce Psycho Joe’s face to an antique coal shovel, over and over and over…

but I figured why spend the energy because…

I see a MURDER trial in their future and she’s on my list too…

so I’ll just wait. 

Gee…I hope Mika isn’t discovered on the floor by Psycho Joe’s desk, in his office,DEAD from a bizarre, inexplicable, freak, unbelievably, mysterious, no-explanation-for-it, “accident.”

(Not really…)

I hope they BOTH get stinking drunk…run out into the street and get hit by a cab.

 

Speaking of freak accidents…

maybe Rosie could get, accidentally and inexplicably, locked in the gorilla cage at the Zoo?

Except the Zoo Keeper would probably find her the next day playing 7 Card Stud with the apes, styling their head-fur and passing out beers. She’d be bullying the gorillas into going up to the Seven 11 and getting it.

She’d make them pay.

She’ll ruin the Zoo.

You’ll have to dangle her Xanax bottle over an empty freight  elevator shaft to get rid of her. 

It’s the only way there will ever be world peace.

 

OFF with It’s head…

I DID want to take this one out…

but the damn thing seems to be self-destructing. What the Hell happened to it?

How do you kill someone who’s in the middle of committing suicide? Does it sound bad to say:

“Could you please hurry up? Your FIREY PIT is waiting and we don’t want that to go out.”

or how about…

“I see you’re decomposingwould you like some help?”

Something like that.

Well I could spend all next year posting about all of the people THIS year, that I wanted to…

((( Kill )))   ((( Kill )))    ((( Kill )))    ((( Kill )))    ((( Kill )))    ((( Kill )))    ((( Kill )))

 

((( Kill )))   ((( Kill )))    ((( Kill )))    ((( Kill )))    ((( Kill )))    ((( Kill )))    ((( Kill )))

 

 

 

Here’s hoping 2018 sees a reduction in the Luciferian AZZHAT population!

HAPPY 2018…

MAGA!

 

 

About LindaP

Broadcast veteran. Over 20 years: CNN, MSNBC, LIFETIME, ESPN, NBC, ABC, CBS as Producer, Art Director, Animation Specialist and Graphic Designer. Over 16 years as a freelance writer: Jezebel Magazine, Atlanta Magazine, Creative Loafing, Southhampton Press. Currently writing a book about a bizarre series of unsolved murders, that began in 1931 and ended in 1970. I have linked all of the crimes to one forgotten suspect.
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