MORNING NEWS: 👉 TUESDAY 👉August 8, 2017 🇺🇸

Happy Tuesday, almost Wednesday!

Let’s start with this thing…

Militant Maxine Waters Calls for Blacks to Take Over Democratic Party

Maxine Waters is still upset that she no longer enjoys her starring role as Aunt Ester on Sanford and Son. Since it was cancelled she decided to get into politics and take her Vaudeville act with her. She’ll never get over it…but then…I’m referring to it as a “she” and if you look closely (actually you can stand back and see it plain as day…)

THIS IS A MAN IN BAD DRAG!!!!

I’m 100% sure that his gender is what he is hiding…even MORE than the billions of dollars he’s stolen from his Black constituency over the years!

Just LOOK at that square jaw and that brow ridge…Yikes!

That’s not even counting the James Brown wig! I forgot who said that…but whoever it was needs to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize! I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Mr Waters didn’t sneak, under the cloak of darkness, down to the cemetery, and steal that wig directly off old Jame’s head…because this poop-eating thing (they all have to eat poop to become a politicians folks) has “Black Magic” written all over it!

When they say “Crones and Hags”…this is what they are talking about. I am 100% sure that he (MAX) regularly calls the fellas from The View, and they all put on their wigs (stolen from dead people,) meet in the Redwood Forest, far away from prying eyes, stand around a boiling cauldron of human flesh, snacking on poop sandwiches, and attempt to place curses on President Trump.

Why? Because he’s screwing up their decades-long Witch party and Satan promised them that they would control the world!

Not a doubt in my mind they are so full of those dead human body cakes, that they all chow down on, at their little  “Spirit Cooking” thingys…you know, the cakes with the BLOOD SAUCE…

that there’s no real brain tissue left. Just white matter floating around in there.

That way they can channel demons for Satan!

Every time this beast speaks, green clouds of smoke comes streaming from it’s  poop-covered lips, as the old hag tries her best to stay relevant…only proving that Shyte-eating is hard on the brain.

Hey Crone! Your MAN-FACE is showing! Lay off the poop-eating! It’s rotting what’s left of your brain!

 

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Truth Is a Hate Crime: Google Fires Employee That Sent Out Email Calling For ‘Viewpoint Diversity’

Google. The gateway to HELL. 

Where did it come from and how can we get rid of it?

It’s like a computer virus with scales. It’s like the Lizard Matrix. What do we have to do to get rid of this thing?

Satan dances backwards when he sees people using google search engine and then he laughs…Muwah! Muwah! Muwah!

You know it’s mandatory for Google employees to eat in the Google cafeteria. Also mandatory is worshiping Lucifer (around noonish.) Only  then, can they run to the Google Cafeteria to get a tall cup of pig’s blood, Jello salad with pineapple and female hormones, fried eye of Newt, and a heaping helping of Goat’s Head Soup, before getting back to work on Satan’s agenda.

There, they are  kept in a state of 60 pixel-brain-blur, until someone dressed in black wearing red shoes, steps out on the roof and blows THE HORN. That’s the only way the employees can be sure that the ELECTRIC FENCE (80,000 volts, meant to keep them IN) has been turned off and they can leave for the day.

What the Hell was this guy thinking? That he could actually write something truthful while working in Satan’s playground?

Google can’t disappear fast enough for me.

 

NEXT!!!

 

 

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BREAKING : U.S. Spy Satellites CATCH North Korea Attempting Sneaky Move

 

The best thing John McCain EVER did was call Kim Jong-un that “Crazy Fat Kid.”

Whenever you hear the words “Supreme Leader”…RUN!!!

So now the little tranny is threatening America again, probably because of John McCain.

How many Korean style tacos with Kogi Barbecue sauce does this little maniac consume in one day?  No wonder he’s (she?) is cranky.

Look at it’s eyes.

Q) Why do I have to question everyone’s gender these days? It never used to be that way.

But I digress…

 

This reminds me of that episode of “The Twilight Zone” where the little boy ran the entire town and cartoons were on the television all the time, and everyone ate candy and ice cream, and if you did ONE little thing to pizz him off, he’s send you to the CORN FIELD…

 

 

One can only hope this thing gets a hold of a bad Sushi Roll, and the whole planet can breathe a sigh of relief.

 

 

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Racist Comedian Chelsea Handler Wants Laws Against Finding Racism Funny

OK…this is one of those man-things and CLEARLY there’s some brain-parts missing. Just look at that right eye. Droopy and dead looking.

I believe they run these things through some kind of bizarre, Nazi originated, antiquated brainwashing system that leaves their eyes all messed up…like this one’s is.

See how it droops? It’s not drooping in many of the “glossy” photos because the behind-the-scenes people know, when they see this thing’s photo, that they are going to have to cut the (right side eye if you at looking at him…her…) cut that eye out…move it UP about 10 pixels, and then ROTATE that thing about 2 or three degrees, so it matches the OTHER eye.

Someone probably has placed a sign in the graphics department of every major Hellywood production studio, with specific instructions on how to correct Handler’s floppy left eye. Maybe with a diagram…so every picture looks the same…but still…the untouched photos leak out.

In the above photo, it’s literally sitting higher up than the other one. and slanting downward.


Feels like when they cooked this thing up, they damaged the brain and the eyes…when they were trying to pull it out of the test tube-thingy. Maybe one of the tongs got jammed in that left eye, and modern technology just hasn’t advanced enough to fix it!

Look at the other eye ( the one tactfully hidden behind the hair -hut…and you’ll notice it’s literally HALF the size of the other one!

WTF?

That one has to be enlarged about 15% so it’s the same size as the other one!

I can see where the graphics department would get tired of fixing this things EYES for it, and just say “F#ck it! I’m not doing this!”

That’s how these droopy, mis-matched eye photos get out. Even Hellyweird is sick of covering for this WACK-eyed tranny-thing!

I forgot what this article was about…but Im guessing it’s more utter nonsense from this brain-damaged, colossal, scientific flop of a thing.

This one needs to be re-designed! Send it back to….

you guessed it…the CIA underground cloning facilities, and while you’re at it get the lights fixed down there!

All your “black projects” are breaking, malfunctioning and falling apart, right before our (evenly placed / same sized) EYES!!!

Jeeze…these people are so busy raping babies and eating poop, they’ve let their standards slide.

 

Here’s a perfect example of what I’m talking about!

 

 

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